Donuts vs M&Ms

Today a co-worker offered me a donut. "Take that away from me," I said. "It's brown." To which he gave me an extremely puzzled look. So I explained the mechanics of the brown diet - glazed donuts definitely being on the list. Later on someone left a bag of M&Ms on the community snack table. I'd never seen a bag this big before. It looked like one of those giant size bags you might get at Costco. There were vibes coming from this bag begging people to grab a handful. Did I cave? No, but I figure it's time to head home where my only temptation is a bag of spinach.