Office Politics

Office politics - every place has them. We have a man in our office who is retiring... IN APRIL. But he's decided to start packing now. The down side of this is that he constantly tries to pass down many years of accumulated junk to the rest of us. "I'm not sure if this will ever come in handy, but you might be able to use it." You know the drill. Unfortunately, I work in a tech company, so anything that is more than 10 minutes old is worthless. The other thing he's decided to do is give up his corner office early and magnanimously move to a cubicle. Trouble is, he's moving to MY cubicle and I'm not in the chain of those who are progressing to a better office space (I'm only a consultant). So I found a free conference table and squeezed myself in amongst the other four temporary consultants. We're only here for another two weeks. You think he could have waited to make his move?????

Vlogs & Blogs

I used to love watching David's Vlog after an episode of Design Star. And then they added Dooce's Recaps to the mix. Who could resist? Two diss's for the price of one. But lately they both seem so incredibly watered down. Armstong's seems to be taking her title literally - a recap of the show we all just watched. I think she gave a better description of the four course meal than chef Aaron Sanchez did (notice I got the name right?). What a great opportunity to throw in a little of that droll humor she is known for. And David, David, David... Guess it's a good thing that Courtland is gone so that we will stop hearing comments about his looks. So here is my response to the comments of the "pro's". Michael's mirror - loved it. Instead of asking, "why did you paint it black?", I would have asked, "why in the world did you paint the ceiling green????" Everyone knows if he would have painted that mirror yellow or red or please, not that same Girl Scout uniform green, it would have looked like the worst kindergarten arts and crafts project. Those poor little broken angels would have looked like macaroni glued around the mirror (remember those days????). And while we're on the subject of arts and crafts gone bad, let's throw in the fake flowers glued onto a cardboard box (would anyone seriously hang that in their basement let alone over their dining room table?) and the rug hot glued onto an end table (the foam circle wasn't even as large as the table!). Didn't anyone bring any skills to this competition? Oh, I forgot - Emily doesn't do drawings.

Design Star

I admit to being a huge fan of HGTV; but like so many other fans these days, I keep wondering what are the producers of Design Star thinking???? What happened to fun and laughter (don't even get me started on talent)? They've put some of the most vivacious HGTV stars as judges for this show, but I have yet to see them crack a smile. Every time they come into the elimination studio (which takes up half the show time these days), they are so stern and somber. Hey Vern, Genevieve, and Candace, how about a little mentoring and encouragement and for goodness sakes laugh once in a while? And here's another suggestion - how about kicking off those mediocre people who constantly fly under the radar? They aren't good, they aren't bad, but they are definitely BLAH! This format of a designer being the best one week and the worst the next shows someone who is willing to take a risk!!! True, not every design can be a homerun out of the park, but by giving them the ax so quickly, you end up losing all your talent before the season is over. How about putting the design back into Design Star and get rid of the drama?