Thursday, August 12, 2010

Vlogs & Blogs

I used to love watching David's Vlog after an episode of Design Star. And then they added Dooce's Recaps to the mix. Who could resist? Two diss's for the price of one. But lately they both seem so incredibly watered down. Armstong's seems to be taking her title literally - a recap of the show we all just watched. I think she gave a better description of the four course meal than chef Aaron Sanchez did (notice I got the name right?). What a great opportunity to throw in a little of that droll humor she is known for. And David, David, David... Guess it's a good thing that Courtland is gone so that we will stop hearing comments about his looks. So here is my response to the comments of the "pro's". Michael's mirror - loved it. Instead of asking, "why did you paint it black?", I would have asked, "why in the world did you paint the ceiling green????" Everyone knows if he would have painted that mirror yellow or red or please, not that same Girl Scout uniform green, it would have looked like the worst kindergarten arts and crafts project. Those poor little broken angels would have looked like macaroni glued around the mirror (remember those days????). And while we're on the subject of arts and crafts gone bad, let's throw in the fake flowers glued onto a cardboard box (would anyone seriously hang that in their basement let alone over their dining room table?) and the rug hot glued onto an end table (the foam circle wasn't even as large as the table!). Didn't anyone bring any skills to this competition? Oh, I forgot - Emily doesn't do drawings.